- My name is Matthew Baldwin!
- I live in Seattle!
- I was born in 1971!
- I am married!
- I have a son!
- I have two cats!
- This site was largely inspired by Mighty Girl, Cardhouse, and MetaFilter!
- I spent two years in Bolivia as a Peace Corps Volunteer!
- My favorite movie is "2001: a Space Odyssey"!
- My favorite band is Sleater-Kinney!
- My favorite mixed drink is the margarita!
- My favorite tv show is, uh, actually I don't watch much tv. Scratch that one.
- Sleater-Kinney isn't really my favorite band, either. It's just what I happen to be listening to right now and I kinda blurted it out. Maybe they're my favorite band, I dunno.
- My favorite punctuation mark is the exclamation point!
- Jesus Christ. 100 things?
- What the hell was I thinking?
- Oh yeah, here's another one: I'm a programmer!
- I spend my days, you know. Programming!
- My favorite ice cream is chocolate!
- All right, how many do I have left? Let's see, I've done 1, 2, 3, mmmmmm, shit! I hafta do, like, 80 more!
- I, uh, I like the Internet!
- I have a bus pass!
- I'm wearing pants!
- Screw this. I'm going to go look at porn.