Googlewhacking. The goal: try and find two common words which, when entered into Google (as separate words, not as a phrase), result in only one page. Then calculate your score: the number of hits the first word generates alone times the number of hits the second generates alone.

Even though Tautological Croutons earns me a superior score of 1,230,040,000, I still think the 878,490,000-point Parabolic Capibara is a better name for a band.