Good gravy, what's this blog coming to -- first an Enron post and now a post about Osama bin Laden?! We're perilously close to losing focus here, folks. So, in an attempt to get Defective Yeti back on track, I bring you pages and pages of excruciating jokes.

So this baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what can I get you?", and the baby seal says "Anything but the Canadian Club."