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24-Hour Give-Birth Diet
Lose up to 10 lbs in just one day -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!!!!
Have you been slowly accumulating weight over the last year? Do you have to buy your clothing in special shops that cater to persons with large abdomens? Do you routinely eat entire jars of garlic stuffed olives -- WE KNOW YOU DO, DON'T LIE!!! Then you need to lose that weight -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!
That's where Defective Yeti's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet comes in! By simply following our program, you could lose up to 10 pounds -- MAYBE MORE -- in just one day! Our diet has been so wildly popular amongst movie stars and other beautiful people that we've had to keep it a total secret -- UNTIL NOW!!
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Best of all, Defective Yeti's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet is easy: no complicated foods to eat or numbers to add -- just follow these three easy-to-follow steps and let NATURE DO THE REST!!!
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"The Truth About Diet Scams",
Wall Street Journal
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- Roger Ebert,
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Watch for our informative email, coming your way several times in the next week!!
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The statements contained herein have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are false. * Non-refundable fee is 100% non-refundable. ** Not all sexes will qualify for program. *** Preparation make take as long as nine months.Posted on February 15, 2002 to Great Ideas