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How to call someone an idiot without pissing them off.

  • "You speak your mind, and I'm in awe of your nugacity."
  • "Wow, that's an absolutely ingenuous idea!"
  • "I could have given this assignment to any of your coworkers, but your hebetudinous intellect make you a perfect fit for this project."
  • "I can tell by your critical thinking skills that you must come from a fine Sottish heritage."
  • "Come on, you're made of tougher stuff. Grit your teeth and take it like ament!"

Posted on March 15, 2002 to