The Bad Review Revue:

Clockstoppers: "By the time the plot grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion, you might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around." -- Donald Munro, THE FRESNO BEE

Showtime: "You know you've entered flat dramatic terrain when William Shatner towers over it." -- Geoff Pevere, THE TORONTO STAR

Resident Evil: "Such a bad movie that its luckiest viewers will be seated next to one of those ignorant pinheads who talk throughout the show." -- Charles Savage, MIAMI HERALD

High Crimes: "[Not] worth the crayons it took to write the script." -- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

Sorority Boys: "One element of Sorority Boys is undeniably good, and that is the title. Pause by the poster on the way into the theater. That will be your high point." -- Rogert Ebert, CHICAGO-SUN TIMES