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Weblogger Larceny

First my boot dryer gets nicked, and now someone has made off with Mighty Girl's ranunculus! Fellow bloggers, I urge you to put your Things That You Are Certain No One Would Ever Steal under lock and key!

I've been trying to stay positive about the whole thing. For instance, I like to imagine that the boot dryer wasn't actually stolen, that it somehow managed to free itself from both the locked trunk and the truck canopy in a feat of escape unseen since the heyday of Harry Houdini. But I can't maintain this pretense for long. In my heart of hearts I know the boot dryer has been dismantled and, at this very moment, is being used as a bong.

Posted on April 12, 2002 to