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Way Too Much Information!

First Guy at Meeting: Shoot, my pen's out of ink. Does anyone else have a pen or a pencil I can use?

Second guy: Whoa! Way too much information!

[Assorted chuckling]

First guy: "Way too much --?" What are you talking about? I just asked for a pen. Christ, you're not one of those people, are you? The people who whip out these trendy catch phrases whenever possible -- regardless of the circumstances or appropriateness -- because they know that the mindless recitation of such drivel will get them a laugh despite the fact that they lack anything even remotely resembling a genuine sense of humor?

Second guy: Talk to the hand!

[Assorted chuckling]

Posted on April 15, 2002 to