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Powder Blue Bath Mats

The house my wife and I just bought was built in the 60s. While some parts of the home have been remodeled, other areas, such as the bathroom, have the original fixtures in the original color scheme.

Friday my wife came home and showed me the powder blue bath mats she had purchased.

"I think they're the right size," she said. "If not, Eddie Bauer said I could return them."

"You spoke with Eddie Bauer?" I exclaimed in mock excitement. "The Eddie Bauer?!"

"Well, it wasn't really Eddie Bauer," She deadpanned. "It was actually a gay man who openly winced when I asked him if these would go well with our mint green bathtub."

Posted on May 15, 2002 to The Queen