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You may think that, just because I have bought a house in the suburbs, I've lost my "edge," that I am no longer as "cool" as I once was. Well, I'm here to tell you that that just ain't so. Why, just the other day I went to a move called "American Pimp"! And do you know what it was about? Pimps!

Although, admittedly, it didn't really "go to see it" -- I watched it on DVD. With, uh, my wife. We would have gone out, but I was tired because I'd spent the day cleaning out the gutters. Oh, and the movie was ... ummmm .. a documentary. But I did get kind of buzzed on merlot while watching it, which is edgy behavior is ever I've heard it.

Jesus. Could I be more L7?

Posted on June 11, 2002 to