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My Abdomen Always Rings Twice

I bought one of those new cell phones that fit in your tooth last week and have been using it on and off since then. But this morning, while eating my Cap'n Crunch, it came loose and I swallowed it. I called the cell phone company but they said there was nothing they could do -- I'd just have to wait a few days before I could, you know, get it back.

In the meantime, if you get a phone call and the caller ID says it's from me DO NOT ANSWER!!

Posted on June 19, 2002 to