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Hot In Herre!

defective yeti's Music News You Can Use!: The number one single in America right now is the smash hit "Hot In Herre"! (Listen to a clip.) The chorus goes:

Male: Its gettin' hot in here
(so hot)
So take off all your clothes
Female: I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!
Male: Its gettin' hot in here
(so hot)
So take off all your clothes
Female: I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off!
Recognize that voice? You should: the lead male vocalist is Vice President Dick Cheney, singing here with EPA Administrator Christie Whitman! At long last the truth about Cheney's seclusion has been revealed, as the first single from his forthcoming CD "Life of Vice" has been released to the public. Each song, according to the liner notes "will emphasize to American youth the positive elements of our administration's policy." The release of "Hot in Herre," for example, was timed to coincide with America's announcement that the greenhouse effect does, in fact, exist. And, as Cheney put it in a recent MTV interview, "The more people gettin' hot, the more people takin' off der clothes! Iss dat simple." The second single "Mo Money 4 Me (And Nuthin 4 The Man)," a R&B duet with Secretary of the Treasury Paul O'Niell calling for further tax cuts, will be released in early July and is expected to debut at #1.

Posted on June 27, 2002 to News