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The Bad Review Revue

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Bad Review Revue

[Men In Black II] "If it isn't the worst sequel ever made, it's only because it has too much competition" -- David Edelstein, SLATE

"If Mr. Deeds is an Everyman, then the Everyman of today is a boorish jackass." -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE

[Like Mike] "There's no excuse to come within a hundred feet of a screen playing this monstrosity of a movie." -- Michael Dequin, FILM THREAT

"One regards Reign of Fire with awe. What a vast enterprise has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea. Incredulity is our companion, and it is twofold: We cannot believe what happens in the movie, and we cannot believe that the movie was made." -- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

[The Crocodile Hunter] "If you have to ask why this sucks, you deserve to waste your money." -- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

Peter Travers Bonus Quote, Regarding Sum of All Fears: "How the hell did Ben Affleck, 29, wind up replacing Harrison Ford, 59, as our hero? Chronology hasn't been this royally fucked since Memento."

Posted on July 12, 2002 to Bad Review Revue