The First Law of Soft Drink Quality
The tastiness of a soft drink decreases in direct porportion to the number of adjectives in its name.
Sprite | Good |
Vanilla Coke | Not So Good |
Diet Pepsi Blue | Bad |
Old Fashioned Sodium-free Kiwi Strawberry Cream Fanta | Ah, no |
QED.
Posted on August 29, 2002 to Great Ideas