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America's Favorite Snack Just Got Favoriter!

This summer, people across the nation thrilled to the taste-sensation of the Deep-Fried Twinkie. But that fad is so last-August. Americans want something newer, something bigger, something that takes deep-frying to the edge and then over the edge and then across a verdant meadow and right up to a second, edgier edge.
That's why Adipose Industries (a child corporation of defective yeti Foods and Lockheed Martin Aeronautics) is pleased to introduce

Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies!

And Coming Soon from Adipose Industries:
• Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
• Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
• Deep-Fried Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
Adipose Industries' revolutionary secret process is to take a traditional deep-fried Twinkie and deep-fry it, adding a patented second layer of oil and batter to this already delicious, nutrient-free treat! You'd have to eat 730 bowls of Total to get the same caloric content as a single Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie-- that's enough energy to power your SUV to the moon ... and back!
But don't just take our word for it: "American Glutton Monthly" ranked the Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie #4 in their 2002 "Excellence In Corpulence" issue! And "Eating Well" magazine called it "an abhorrence"!
So drive, don't run, to your nearest county fair, and experience all the seizure-inducing excitement this fat-tactular snack has to offer!

Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies It's like Armageddon ... For Your Mouth!™

Posted on October 23, 2002 to Great Ideas


i'm still waiting to see my favorite snack mentioned here--deep fried sticks of butter with a side of mayonnaise-egg yolk aoli.

Posted by: puerco on October 23, 2002 3:38 PM

Sounds good. But it needs ketchup.

Posted by: Shri on October 23, 2002 11:37 PM

Inspired by the Deep-fried Mars Bar?

Posted by: rob on October 24, 2002 3:04 AM

Mmmm deep fried artery bomb.

Posted by: Scott on October 24, 2002 7:57 AM

I laughed the whole way through, on the point of tears. Then I passed the link on to friends, came back to check that the link worked, and read it again. And it was just as great the second time. (double-read as a parallel to double-deep-fried?)

Posted by: Solomon on November 25, 2003 12:21 AM