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defective yeti's Halloween Tips
  • It's not enough to just dress like a Cheez-It, you have to really act the part.
  • Many women use Halloween as an excuse to dress up in skimpy, sexy outfits. You should not be one of them.
  • Make sure your "Human Torch" costume is flame-retardant before setting it ablaze.
  • To avoid breaking fingers while stealing candy, grip a roll of quarters when punching other children.
  • Prevent stomachaches by eating no more than one Snickers bar per minute.
  • Stop sending me that jpg of the vomiting pumpkin or I will kill you.
  • Only put safety razors in apples.
  • It's always a good idea to write your incantation down backwards on a piece of paper and keep it handy during the ritual, just in case you need to do a hasty unsummoning.
  • While Trick-or-Treating, it's best to wear a bright, reflective vest over your Spider-Man costume to ensure that you look totally lame.
  • Oh my god! Get out of the house! The killer is calling from upstairs!!
I kinda stole that last one from this great Whole Lotta Nothing entry. Posted on October 31, 2002 to Observations


Right, gotcha; will convert the jpg to gif format and send it asap.

Posted by: Eric on November 1, 2002 12:00 AM