Old Men ... At The Hardware Store!:

Old Man At The Hardware Store: [receiving receipt] All right. Thank you so much.

Young Lady at Register: No problem.

OMATHS: But not too much!

YLAR: Mm.

OMATHS: Did you catch that? What I said?

YLAR: Mm.

OMATHS: First I said "Thank you so much." But then I said "But not too much!"

YLAR: Mm.

OMATHS: Hah hah! Okay, well I'd better go before I get myself in trouble!