Phone conversation with The Queen.
Me: So, I'll see you at four, then.
The Queen: [pause] Huh?
Me: I said I'll see you at four o'clock.
TQ: [pause] Wha-? No.
Me: No? No, we're not meeting at four o'clock like we discussed?
TQ: [pause] Um? Uh, oh, four, yeah. We're meeting.
Me: Are you reading your email while you talk to me on the phone?
TQ: [pause] Huh? No, no.
Me Should I believe you?
TQ: [pause] Wha-? No. I mean yes!