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Kangaroo Jack: "Virtually every shot of the kangaroo was digitally created, and perhaps that was an insurance policy masterstroke. Forcing a real live one to act opposite these co-stars could have easily constituted animal cruelty." -- Joe McGovern, VILLAGE VOICE

A Guy Thing: "Sets the bar of taste low, then proceeds to limbo underneath it." -- Sean O'Connell, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE

Half Past Dead: "Absent one original moment and bathed in de rigueur steel blue punctuated by sporadic bursts of flaming orange, the movie is notable only for its creative approach to Seagal's bulky gracelessness: Not since Apocalypse Now has a film gone to such lengths to hide what its star looks like." -- Manohla Dargis, LOS ANGELES TIMES

Equilibrium: "Could be stupider only if it were longer." -- Elvis Mitchell, NEW YORK TIMES

Just Married: "Just Awful." -- Luke Thompson, DALLAS OBSERVER

Posted on January 17, 2003 to Bad Review Revue