I just received email with the subjectline:
What's a Money Making Cash Cow?What the hell, is Laffy Taffy sending spam now too?
Contributor of the best punchline in the comments wins a hug.
Posted on June 05, 2003 to Spam
"I have one word for you son: plastics!"
"I don't know, what's-a-money-making-cash-cow with you!?"
It sounded even worse in my head, believe me.
To get to the other side.
YOU'RE the money making cash cow
I hope I don't have to explain...
(From a true Laffy Taffy fan.)
You wanna make big bucks? Figure out how to enlarge your neighbor's penis...
now hug me, you silly yeti.
(p.s.: great site)
Oo, "A profit-bull" is a pretty good.
My vote goes for the "successful ex-wife," by James. Nice one.
A dirty Ho-stein.
(I know. I suck.)
1) A cow-nterfeiter
2) Moo-nicipal bonds
3) Hugh Heifer
4) The Federal Res-Hereford
5) Andrew Carne-gie
Ice Cream doesn't have bones!!!!!
- A cow-pitalist
- A bottom-line bovine
- A milker bilker
- A Fort Knox ox
- A no-net-lossy bossy
- A lucred moo curd souk herd
OK, I think that's about enough. I'm going to go read a cereal box now.
An excuse to make udderly terrible jokes.
the cow you bought for your bestiality movies.
not that...i know...how much bestiality movies make...mind you...
Twenty bucks, same as in town.
I don't know, but they'll milk you for everything you've got.
Why invest in the cash cow when you can get the milk for free?
If I win do I get one big hug spread over 20 years or can I take the half-hug payoff now?
Excuse me..I think I'm going to be sick...HURK!!
One that ate your wallet.
Why, a dollar bull, of course!!!
Or Anna Nicole Smith. Both work... ;)
Isn't this the answer to a Jeopardy question?
"This is a nonsensical title to a typical spam message that will be responded to by people in trailer parks with IQs lower than 75"
What is "What's a Money Making Cash Cow?" Alex.
I should be given that hug for not contributing to this discussion.
Seriously. They were rotten. You owe me.
(that's for you Darren)
We asked Jeeves and he told us the answer was Enron.
wouldnt you like to know?
what ISNT a money making cash cow?
ahh, who wants a hug from you anyways?
i think martha stewart was the best answer. that should get 2 hugs.
Your momma's a money making cash cow!