I just received email with the subjectline:
What's a Money Making Cash Cow?What the hell, is Laffy Taffy sending spam now too?
Contributor of the best punchline in the comments wins a hug.
Posted on June 05, 2003 to Spam"I have one word for you son: plastics!"
Posted by: Dean Esmay on June 5, 2003 5:12 PM"I don't know, what's-a-money-making-cash-cow with you!?"
It sounded even worse in my head, believe me.
Posted by: ColdForged on June 5, 2003 5:31 PMTo get to the other side.
Posted by: Andy on June 5, 2003 5:45 PMA profit-bull.
Posted by: Meghan on June 5, 2003 6:40 PMYOU'RE the money making cash cow
Posted by: b.l. on June 5, 2003 7:14 PMAbout $7.50 an hour.
Posted by: Lisa on June 5, 2003 8:17 PMA Moooo-la-naire!!!
I hope I don't have to explain...
(From a true Laffy Taffy fan.)
Posted by: mjcoug on June 5, 2003 8:23 PMYou wanna make big bucks? Figure out how to enlarge your neighbor's penis...
now hug me, you silly yeti.
(p.s.: great site)
Posted by: cogito on June 5, 2003 9:00 PMOo, "A profit-bull" is a pretty good.
Posted by: Matthew on June 5, 2003 9:01 PMA successful ex-wife
Posted by: James on June 5, 2003 11:59 PMMy vote goes for the "successful ex-wife," by James. Nice one.
Posted by: Jaclyn on June 6, 2003 12:03 AM1) A cow-nterfeiter
2) Moo-nicipal bonds
3) Hugh Heifer
4) The Federal Res-Hereford
5) Andrew Carne-gie
Posted by: Yet another goddamn Matt on June 6, 2003 2:01 AMIce Cream doesn't have bones!!!!!
Posted by: Ben on June 6, 2003 4:56 AM- A cow-pitalist
- A bottom-line bovine
- A milker bilker
- A Fort Knox ox
- A no-net-lossy bossy
- A lucred moo curd souk herd
OK, I think that's about enough. I'm going to go read a cereal box now.
Posted by: Jerry on June 6, 2003 5:11 AMAn excuse to make udderly terrible jokes.
Posted by: KOTWF on June 6, 2003 6:00 AMthe cow you bought for your bestiality movies.
not that...i know...how much bestiality movies make...mind you...
Posted by: discourageo on June 6, 2003 6:27 AMTwenty bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: K. on June 6, 2003 6:41 AMI don't know, but they'll milk you for everything you've got.
Posted by: Nature's Milk on June 6, 2003 6:48 AMSlightly redundant?
Posted by: Earl on June 6, 2003 7:14 AMWhy invest in the cash cow when you can get the milk for free?
If I win do I get one big hug spread over 20 years or can I take the half-hug payoff now?
Posted by: Duane on June 6, 2003 8:16 AMExcuse me..I think I'm going to be sick...HURK!!
Posted by: Dave Beefoven on June 6, 2003 8:27 AMOne that ate your wallet.
Posted by: j on June 6, 2003 8:34 AMAnna Nicole.
Posted by: Larry on June 6, 2003 8:44 AMWhy, a dollar bull, of course!!!
Or Anna Nicole Smith. Both work... ;)
Posted by: Laurie on June 6, 2003 9:24 AMIsn't this the answer to a Jeopardy question?
"This is a nonsensical title to a typical spam message that will be responded to by people in trailer parks with IQs lower than 75"
What is "What's a Money Making Cash Cow?" Alex.
Posted by: Ryan Waddell on June 6, 2003 12:28 PMI should be given that hug for not contributing to this discussion.
Seriously. They were rotten. You owe me.
Posted by: brittney on June 6, 2003 12:44 PMyour mom
(that's for you Darren)
Posted by: ted on June 6, 2003 12:53 PMWe asked Jeeves and he told us the answer was Enron.
Posted by: Kim and Kelli on June 7, 2003 8:08 AMwouldnt you like to know?
or..
what ISNT a money making cash cow?
or...
a pinata!
ahh, who wants a hug from you anyways?
Posted by: blah on June 7, 2003 7:13 PMMartha Stewart...
Posted by: Micahweedy on June 10, 2003 11:39 AMi think martha stewart was the best answer. that should get 2 hugs.
Posted by: Laura on July 16, 2003 5:58 PMYour momma's a money making cash cow!
Posted by: iggy on November 16, 2003 7:55 AM