I don't think that shaving while driving is particularly dangerous... Unless you're trying to shave into a specific pattern... Otherwise it's basically moving your hand in a circle pattern around your face.

Actually, butter makes a much better deodorant than hummus. I've known marathon runners to stick a cheese sandwich under each armpit before starting the big race. By about the 7-mile marker, they've got a couple of tasty grilled cheese snacks ready for eatin'.

I'm sure that women would be even more likely than men to use the combination cell phone-shaver, if you are willing to manufacture it in hot pink. Attach a mascara brush to it, and it's a sure-fire hit with the ladies!

That is what I love about you, Matthew...you and I are idea men...we're thinkers...trying to take society forward.

I think with your electric shaver/phone and my automobile eletric blanket...we have the makings of a major mega corporation. I use to be afraid to try new things, but with your guidance I think I'm ready.

mmmm....armpit butter

rootbeer - add lipstick and you've got a deal!

buffet style restaurants are a great way to shoplift enormous amounts of gummi bears for your mediocre summer project.

As an avid pen (and pencil and fingernail) chewer, I wonder if you can tell me why it is instinct to do so.

(Yeti very smart.)

There is a line of perfumes based around everyday items you could propose the Hummus idea too. They have tomato and dirt scents. Could be a hit.

Shaving while driving isn't dangerous. Unless you're a blind man. (Friends don't let friends drive blind. Hmm...) Trying to give yourself a trim with a flowbie while driving is pretty dangerous too.

I don't know, karoo. I wouldn't want to be on the highway when a lady shaving her bikini line is merging into traffic...

...uh...I wouldn't want to be shaving my bikini line while doing anything but idling...

I'd like a combination cell phone/caffeinated pen. That's THREE dangerous activities at once...

I'm really not too keen on the hummus deodorant idea... mainly due to my strong dislike of deodorant "balls" which fall out of my sleeves onto anything I'm sitting on or near. They look gross when you raise your arm as well. I can't imagine hummus being any less apt to form deodorant balls than your normal everyday stick deodorant.

If you could make clear hummus that didn't ball up as you moved your arms around during the day -- well, that would be killer. Then I could smell "hippie" without the requisite slept-in-trash look.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I understood the hummus deoderant idea to mean that the hummus would wear the deoderant; or rather, that the eater would apply it to the hummus so it wouldn't smell. Actually, I only understood it that way after some reflection, after I decided that the other didn't make any sense at all. Matthew, tell us which you meant!

You know Danny, I think you're right! I read it in the wrong context... {grins sheepishly}

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Yes, the deodorant would be applied to the hummus, to mask an aroma that smells, to me, disturbingly similar to BO.

Sir,

These inventions are perfect for the Halfbakery! I suggest you submit them forthwith!
http:/www.halfbakery.com/

Condensed movies are an excellent idea. Works well for books too.

me thinks mr nosuch read the condensed version of this site

I've never been exposed to Hummus so I suppose I am missing out. But I remember as a kid in certain pizza parlors the place smelled sorta like poop...

damn, i thought you meant YOU wore the hummus deoderant-nothing turns me on more than hippies with food smells.