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defective yeti's Homophone Korner!

Fun Fact: The phrase "I spent all weekend screwing in doors" sounds exactly the same as the phrase "I spent all weekend screwing indoors!"

So when explaining to a colleague why you are so tired on Monday morning, it's perhaps better to say "I spent the weekend replacing both my front and garage door, a task that required extensive use of my screwdriver." Otherwise, your coworker will react with the "Too Much Information" wince. As I discovered today. Alas.

Posted on August 11, 2003 to Storytelling