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People always say to me "Matthew Baldwin, it's incredible how well you can whistle a tune! What a remarkable and beneficial gift!"

Oh no. I'm here to tell you that it's a curse, a curse.

When I'm in the elevator abscent-mindedly whistling "Don't Stop Believing," everyone knows exactly what godawful Journey song I've got stuck in my head.

Posted on August 12, 2003 to Storytelling