Coworker enters my office with a adolescent girl.
Coworker: Matthew? This is my daughter, C.
Me: Hey there, C. Nice to meet you.
C.: Hi. Are you "Matt the Jew"?
Me: Am I, uh, what? The Jew?
Coworker: Oh, hah hah! I told her about what happened at the meeting last week.
Me: The meeting?
Coworker: You know. When you were demonstrating that software but you mistyped your username so it kept calling you "Mattjew" ?
Me: It did?
Coworker: Yeah. Don't you remember?
Me: I guess I didn't notice.
Coworker: Really? Why did you think everyone was laughing?
Me: People were laughing?
Coworker: You didn't notice everyone laughing at you?