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Bulletproof Your Resume Today I am The Morning News Non-Expert. Posted on August 22, 2003 to Elsewhere Comments Man, that is really funny. I sent a link to all of my friends who are currently job hunting. Good work! Posted by: Patrick on August 22, 2003 7:55 AM OMG STFU! Do you think if I invoked the mightly and fearsome name of Cthulhu R’lyeh on my resume I would finally start to see some actual job offers instead of just bullshit interviews?? I suppose it is worth a shot in a faustian kinda way. Posted by: Kal on August 22, 2003 8:33 AM i'm not sure my boss would know i was kidding if i put OMG STFU on my resume. i am, in fact, hosting a pre-happy hour party in my cubicle later today... crap, maybe i'd better print out your article. Posted by: ranger on August 22, 2003 9:52 AM I think I inadvertantly ihaled some coffee while reading that. Very funny. ;) Posted by: kungfukitten on August 22, 2003 10:24 AM Jesus, you are funny. And my hero. Posted by: brittney on August 22, 2003 10:40 AM OMG STFU that was hillarious. :) Posted by: ChrisL on August 22, 2003 12:40 PM A hilarious resume-writing satire that includes TWO references to "Jabberwocky"! My day is complete! Posted by: Dan Kibler on August 22, 2003 1:34 PM Jesus, you are funny. And my hero. Posted by brittney at August 22, 2003 10:40 AM Posted by: Duane on August 22, 2003 1:50 PM	Home Archive Favorite Posts About Contact Search: Categories: Bad Review Revue, The Books Conversations Games Great Ideas Humor Movies News Observations Politics Squirrelly, The Storytelling Tools and Toys