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The defective yeti Coworker Lunch Theorem

If spontaneously organizing a coworker lunch outing without a predetermined destination, the number of minutes that will elapse between the first suggestion of the event and the group actually leaving the office will be equal to

n2 + 5
Where n = the number of persons involved.

Posted on September 03, 2003 to Great Ideas