Holy smokes, did you see the Democratic debate last night? What an opening! I mean, I was pretty shocked when John Edwards and Richard Gephardt came out dressed in those white bustier wedding dresses and sang “Like a Virgin," but when Howard Dean came on stage in that leather-and-spandex tux and open-mouth kissed them both – wow! That was just too much!

I thought Chris Rock did a great job moderating, too. But it's too bad he didn’t press 50 Cent to clarify his position on NAFTA.