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Bad Review Revue: The Perfect Bore

Critics weigh in on the new teen / S.A.T. / heist film The Perfect Score:

"Scholastic craptitude." -- Desson Thomas, WASHINGTON POST

"Everyone involved should go straight to detention and think about what they've done." -- E! ONLINE

"Apparently edited with a roulette wheel. " -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST

"A dull film with unsympathetic characters brought together by a gimmicky premise that's handled with no imagination and a pristine fraudulence of emotion. Aside from that, it's great." -- Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

"Ocean's Eleven for people who can't count past six." -- Marc Mohan, PORTLAND OREGONIAN

"X is to Y as this shit is to boring." -- Ed Park, VILLAGE VOICE

Judging by RottenTomatoes.com, the perfect score works out to be around 19%.

Posted on January 30, 2004 to Bad Review Revue