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Carrier ... Or Killer??!
Okay, I made up Yugo To Hell in my last post, but the other two are actual Traffic Safety Film titles that I took from this pdf. Here are some other of my favorites, with the corresponding (and actual) descriptions:
Buckleman!: Buckleman is a fast-paced adventure focusing on the importance of using safety belts. Using his hi-tech belt-gun, Buckleman saves lives and protects the citizens of Buckeye City from his arch-foe, the Heckler.
I love that last one the best. It's too bad Traffic Safety Film makers don't follow the porn industry's lead and use more titles that are based on popular motion pictures. Then kids would get to see Spinnin' In The Rain and Driving Miss Daisy While Intoxicated and The Crashed Samurai, or whatever.Posted on February 10, 2004 to Links