Torque: It's only January, but already we have a strong candidate for the most thunderingly stupid movie of the year. -- Peter Hartlaub, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE

You Got Served: "About as real as Lil' Kim's chest." -- Jami Bernard, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

The Butterfy Effect: "Like receiving a box of Valentine's chocolates in which someone has deliberately hidden ground glass." -- Charles Taylor, SALON

The Big Bounce "Go in with lowered expectations and expect to have them dashed." -- Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL

50 First Dates: ""When Rob Schneider is the best thing about your movie, you know you have a problem." -- Josh Bell, LAS VEGAS WEEKLY