Scooby-Doo 2: "The 6-year-old I went with had the villain pegged in the first 15 minutes. Needless to say, she completely ruined the movie for me. Meddling kid." -- Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE

Cheaper By The Dozen: "Nothing happens. At all. Ever. Remember when Steve Martin was funny? Apparently, neither does he." -- Robert Wilonsk, DAILY OBSERVER

Prince & Me: "A comedy that plays like a tragedy. No stricken bodies, though, unless you count the ones in the audience slumped back in their seats -- perchance they slept." -- Rick Groen, THE GLOBE AND MAIL

Walking Tall: "Stars The Rock, but The Wood might be a better description of his performance." -- Peter Rainer, NEW YORK MAGAZINE

Never Die Alone: "Gangsta crap." -- J. R. Jones, CHICAGO READER