Chatting with The Queen.

The Queen: Hey, when are you going to do the three month update for The Squirrelly?

Me: The "three month update?" What do you mean?

Q: On your site.

M: Still not following.

Q: On defective yeti you write those updates every month on The Squirrelly's birthday, remember? And he's three months old, now. So when are you going to post the next one?

M: Um, I think you're confusing me with Dooce.

Q: I am?

M: Yeah. I've never done anything like that, but Heather writes a monthly newsletter for Leta.

Q: Oh, right. Well, you know: you bloggers are all alike.