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The Bad Review Revue

The Girl Next Door: "Director Luke Greenfield, the auteur behind The Animal starring Rob Schneider, wants to pass off this limp-dick farce as social satire. Ha!" -- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

Rasing Helena: "You are likely to encounter more surprises on the way to the bathroom each morning than you do in this film." -- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

The Whole Ten Yards: "Worse than you can imagine. Unless, of course, you've imagined 90-something minutes of bloopers and outtakes that congeal into a story -- much the way a scab is formed." -- Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE

The Day After Tomorrow: "A shambles of dud writing and dramatic inconsequence which left me determined to double my consumption of fossil fuels." -- Anthony Lane, THE NEW YORKER

Taking Lives: "A taut thriller filled with chills and sex and frights and mind-blowing surprises! Hawke makes us forget Brando, Dean and De Niro, and Jolie makes us forget all other women in history! Drop the newspaper! Never mind dressing! Run to the box office! I hated it!" -- Shawn Levy, THE OREGONIAN

Posted on June 04, 2004 to Bad Review Revue