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Johns Across America
Hah hah! You've probably seen this already, but the New York Post completely blew the VP call this morning:
Here are the actual candidates being asked to rate their charisma on a scale of 1 to 5:
Jeeze, I can't imagine why the DNC thought the campaign needed more energy. I mean, look at that thumbs up. That's nearly a full knuckle's worth of enthusaism, right there.
Overall I'm pleased that Edwards got the nod, although, truth be told, these guys would be my first choice if I could put any two Johns in the White House.
Kerry at a recent rally:
"Dude, I only asked for a flag this big."