How to watch boy-band Townsend's video:

• Go to here.
• Wait while the page loads up, which will take forever because everyone on teh intarweb is currently hitting it.
• Get bored, wander off in search of coffee.
• Return five minutes later to find a handful of queasy-looking coworkers crammed into your office and watching the now-playing video.
• Try to stammer out an explanation as your workmates slowly turn to you with looks of unmitigated horror.