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Juice

My father always used to say, "when the world gives you lemons, make
lemonade." I took his advice to heart ... and now I own the largest lemonade factory in the continetal United States!

Of course, the world doesn't "give" us lemons -- I have to buy them. And my company doesn't "make" lemonade -- we just throw the lemons at pedestrians.

Posted on January 11, 2005 to Storytelling