Daddy Types = Fact-Checked
Today I do some record straight-setting over at Daddy Types.
Posted on February 01, 2005 to Elsewhere, The Squirrelly
God, Squirrelly's getting big. If he keeps growing at this rate he'll be taking on Godzilla in 2 weeks.
Wow matt, your starting to pimp baby toys for the man!
man = large toy corperations without which parenting would be hell
they should atleast pay you.
So, the more annoying a toy is for an adult, the more entertaining it is for the toddler.
Excellent, that one goes into the notebook.
Iím due to be a first time father to a baby boy in late May, so these tips will come in mighty handy. Please keep the pearls of wisdom coming, Matt. They are sure to help our little foray into procreation a little less stressful.
The Squirrelly and my own son have oddly similar tastes in toys. Suspiciously similar.
Tell the truth now, did you get "as redundant as describing a venereal disease as undesirable" by stealing it from the bad review revue comment by Nicholas Schager that "Saying Uwe Bollís Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."? Inquiring minds need to know. Spill...
Regarding: "Bright Lights Phone: Okay, honestly, this thing is unnecessarily loud."
Put tape over the speaker, maybe even a few layers of tape.
For some reason batteries last the longest in the loudest, most obnoxious toys.