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Love Of Flatulation Humor Is Found On Chromosome Y

The Squirrelly recently discovered that he can press his mouth into the crook of his elbow, blow vigorously, and generate impressive farting noises. He has been doing this ever since, laughing uproariously after every performance.

Any lingering doubts that this child is mine have now been dispelled.

Posted on February 16, 2005 to The Squirrelly