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It's Just Arsenic, Walk It Off

When you call my doctor's office, you are greeted by a recorded message that begins:

Thank you for calling. If you are experiencing a medical emergency, or if you have splashed poison in your eye, please press 9 to speak with a nurse.
Note to self: splashing poison in your eye and having a medical emergency are distinct events. Good to know.

Posted on March 23, 2005 to Observations