Hey wait -- wasn't I going to do a B.R.R. on Friday? Why, I believe I was. Well, better late ...

Hide And Seek: "A unique paroxysm of rancid idiocy. " -- Jessica Winter, VILLIAGE VOICE

Elektra: "Lacks thrills, narrative, emotion, believability, character development, and, frankly, watchability. " -- Aaron Hillis, PREMIERE

Miss Congeniality 2: "Must be seen to be believed, though I'm not suggesting you actually see it. " -- Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL

The Ring Two: "Goes wrong in less than two minutes, which may be a world record for sequels to decent movies. " -- Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

Son Of The Mask: "This groaner makes 1994's The Mask look like something you'd study in a film graduate course at NYU." -- Mike Clark, USA TODAY

The Wedding date: "Imagine, if you dare, the outtakes from all those merely bad romantic comedies. Now further imagine that these discarded bits, the stuff that failed to make even the failures, found their way out of the waste bin and into a splicing machine and onto a projector. Do that and you're inching toward a full appreciation of this particular barrel, and the bottom it so brazenly scrapes." -- Rick Groen, THE GLOBE AND MAIL