Me and The Queen chit-chat after work:
The Queen: Have you heard the Pope speak?
Me: Which Pope?
Q: The one who just died.
M: Have I heard him speak? Since he died? No, have you?
Q: Yeah. They had some clips of him on NPR today.
M: What's was he saying? "Braaaaaaaaaains! Braaaaaaaaaains! But no condoooooooooms!"
Q: No, these were clips from before he died.
Q: I'd never heard him speak before, and his voice sounds just like somebody else's.
Q: Someone really famous.
Q: Do you want me to tell you?
M: Or I could just listen to the clips online.
M: But you're clearly dying to tell me. So, okay: who does the Pope sound like.
Q: Dracula. A really, really bad Dracula.
Judge for yourself.