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Files Are Not For Sharing, a collaboration between Goopy and I, appears in The Morning News today.

Apologies to Elizabeth Verdick, author of the "Xs Are Not For Ying" series. They really are good books and The Squirrelly likes 'em a lot, so go buy a few to assuage my guilt.

Posted on June 20, 2006 to Elsewhere





Comments

"...between Goopy and I..."?

shudder

Try "between goopy and me".

Posted by: J.D., grammar Nazi on June 20, 2006 12:25 PM

Man, that was great. My favourite part was the waffle on the Internet Pirate's arm.

Posted by: The Doc on June 20, 2006 1:39 PM

What is the significance of the waffle on the arm? Is that a gang thing?

Posted by: baffled on June 20, 2006 1:47 PM

Hee-larious! I love the mutated Kitty, even though he makes me sad.

Posted by: Khate on June 20, 2006 2:30 PM

Somehow the waffle is analogous to the real pirate's parrot...

And while this probably isn't related nor helpful, it's a little amusing to see how many ways "waffle" can be used.

http://thesaurus.reference.com/browse/waffle

Posted by: jovial_cynic on June 20, 2006 3:30 PM

Except for Teeth Are Not For Biting. That's the dumbest title.

Posted by: bearing on June 20, 2006 5:58 PM

Copyeditor moment: At the top of the ninth slide, it says "8 of 9" instead of "9 of 9".

Teeth are totally for biting! Just not for biting other people. And feet are totally for kicking! Kicking balls out on the playground or yard, not shins of your friends. Or balls of your friends for that matter, if you know what I mean, and I think you do (certainly if you have the XY thing going on).

Posted by: Mr Man on June 20, 2006 6:15 PM

I've been reading Teeth are not for Biting so much lately that I kept expecting to click and see, "Ouch! Sharing hurts!"

Posted by: Shauna on June 20, 2006 7:39 PM

"Just not for biting other people."

Several of my ex-girlfriends would disagree with that.

Posted by: tenuki on June 21, 2006 12:54 AM

Twisted, and yet oddly satisfying. Apparently X *is* for smoking.

Posted by: Jeff on June 21, 2006 10:00 AM

Wonderful work, thanks for, er, sharing.

Posted by: Kiki on June 21, 2006 2:54 PM

funny funny.

Posted by: Lucy on June 21, 2006 10:25 PM

""...between Goopy and I..."?

shudder

Try "between goopy and me"."

Hey, at least he didn't say 'between Goopy and myself'! (blergh!)

Posted by: Lucy on June 21, 2006 10:31 PM

That is the coolest thing I have seen all year.

Posted by: Jake of 8bitjoystick.com on June 22, 2006 11:10 AM