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Don't Roll Off!

I had $1.5 million burning a hole in my pocket, so I bought one of them floating beds.

It's pretty cool. Magnets embedded into the bottom of the bed and the floor keep the contraption hovering a few feet above the ground.

Unfortunately, it wasn't until I got home and set the whole thing up and climbed in that I discovered the drawback: the girlie magazines I keep hidden under the mattress were now just laying uncovered on the floor, where anyone could see them. And, worse, I couldn't reach them.

Posted on August 08, 2006 to Storytelling