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To: matthew@defectiveyeti.comJesus Christ, these bloggers are getting more aggressive every year.
From: mustaphawaziri5@virgilio.it
Subject: THE STORY OF MY LIFE, PLEASE READ!!!
Sorry, Man
Quack
Because I am a staunch opponent of animal cruelty, I've decided to stop using KY jelly. I recently learned that it is made by taking an adorable little ducky and cutting off its first three letters.
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- Fun and then frustrating and then fun again: Clack
- Official Seal Generator
- You've probably already seen it, but it's well worth watching again: Rumsfeld Gets Murr0wd
Porn Films For Robosexuals
Some Like It Bot
Rebel Without A Program
Output Anything
Uncanny Valley of the Dolls
The Old Man and the PC
Anode What You Did Last Summer
Cool Grasping Mechanism Luke
Neural Network
Cape Amphere
Schindler's Array
The Cogfather
ROMadeus
A Roomba With A View
In the Heat Of The Byte
Unborgiven
An Affair To Cache
Chariots of Wire
Men In #000000
The Best Gears Of Our Lives
Wouldn't it be "Men in #000000"?
Posted by: Barrett on September 2, 2006 11:08 AMUm... I hate to be the token dissenter, but what an awful piece of oratory. Not only do we lack a Churchill, but his speechwriter must've caught the last plane out, too. Hire an editor, Olbermann... we need the message, but not delivered like this.
Posted by: anon-DIT on September 2, 2006 11:21 AMI can't get Clack to do anything. I just see the "spinning red sun" and "Casual Gameplay". The only links I can find on that screen are to Adobe and to a review of the game. I've tried two different browsers. Any ideas?
Posted by: George on September 2, 2006 5:05 PMgeorge, make sure nothing is moving, that you've pressed the square orange stop button. now click the stick things to change their length. do it one at a time and watch where they go when you click the triangle.
i hope i havent annoyed anyone by telling you.
IM STUCK ON NUMBER 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I just hit "frustrating". Got 13, but now I'm stuck. Are you sure it gets fun again?
Posted by: Steve on September 2, 2006 8:01 PMThe Silence of the RAM
Debbie Does Data
To Crash a Mockingbird
Das Reboot
The Great ESC
Kill Bill: Partition 1
8.5
Die Hard Drive
Walk the Queue
... and my favorite ...
1100 Angry Men
Full Metal Sprocket (ok, not porn, but still funny)
Posted by: CrankMama on September 3, 2006 4:32 PMThe Uncanny Valley? How obscurely geeky, yet so appropriate.
Posted by: saud on September 4, 2006 9:21 AMi finished clack!
Posted by: carly on September 4, 2006 10:31 PM
- Visual Basic Instinct
- Matrix Downloaded
- The Cyber House Rules
- Droiders of the Lost Ark
Had a few mode but Dug got there first.
- Visual Basic Instinct
- Matrix Downloaded
- The Cyber House Rules
- Droiders of the Lost Ark
Had a few mode but Dug got there first.
what about films for hobosexuals? Once you go crack you never go back.
Posted by: Tomás on September 5, 2006 10:27 AMMatt:
"Sorry, Man" is probably the funniest thing I have seen all year, and I can't explain why because I laugh myself to tears when I even look at it.
Thanks. :)
Posted by: Fred on September 5, 2006 11:19 AM"Schindler's Stack" sounds a bit dirtier, and nerdier in the bargain.
Posted by: Grand Master Ash the Furious Five on October 31, 2006 1:09 PM