Posted on November 29, 2006 to Humor
Dear my mother: Please don't read this post, thanks.
Ha! I am constantly amazed at the inner workings of your brain!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH -- MY EYES!
Whoa. I mean, it's funny and all, Matthew, but seriously--TMI. Do you take photos of the Squirrelly with that camera?
I'd have more to say if I hadn't already said it all over at I, Asshole. What is this, National Blog Britney's Furry Parts Day?
er...they don't appear to be furry....
I think K-Fed figgered out how to get the banana. The delicious, elusive banana.
A: He used crates.
You mean hanging out (Pun intended) with Paris Hilton is not enough to advertise a primates sexual availability???