Dear my mother: Please don't read this post, thanks.

HAHAHAH

Ha! I am constantly amazed at the inner workings of your brain!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH -- MY EYES!

Whoa. I mean, it's funny and all, Matthew, but seriously--TMI. Do you take photos of the Squirrelly with that camera?

I'd have more to say if I hadn't already said it all over at I, Asshole. What is this, National Blog Britney's Furry Parts Day?

er...they don't appear to be furry....

I think K-Fed figgered out how to get the banana. The delicious, elusive banana.

A: He used crates.

You mean hanging out (Pun intended) with Paris Hilton is not enough to advertise a primates sexual availability???

That woman is all class.