School for Scoundrels: "Is to the multiplex what bagged spinach is to the produce aisle." -- Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST

Happily N'Ever After: "The best that can be said of this charmless animated picture is that whether or not it ends happily -- an outcome you're unlikely to give a hoot about -- it does, happily, end." -- Ruthe Stein, San Francisco Chronicle

The Holiday: "Like her namesake, Meyers has quite a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A." -- Scott Foundas, VILLAGE VOICE

Unaccompanied Minors: "The situations are so contrived they make SpongeBob Squarepants seem like a nature documentary." -- John Anderson, NEWSDAY

Thr3e: "R3ally, r3ally aw4ul." -- Phil Villarreal, Arizona Daily Star