Bacon salt from www.baconsalt.com It's delicious.

http://www.lifegem.com/

Don't know how last minute this item is, but - seriously - diamond ring from Grandma takes on a whole new meaning when the rocks are Lifegems® (a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life.)

Slacker furniture = bean bag chair.

http://www.sumolounge.com/

Kitty wigs. (For actual cats, not merkins)

http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html

Oy, sorry - Bossy is too slacker-ish for suggestions.

Bacon salt.. bought that for my dad, lol.

This is awesome too: USB Desk Vacuum.. a retro vacuum for the crumbs.

And if you are such a slacker you don't want to decorate, Perpetual Kid has the USB Christmas Computer Kit.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

http://www.thecatconnection.com/page.../BEST/GFT-5055

Here are some gifts for those slackers...

-http://www.lazyboneuk.com/store/pro750.html
--for those people too damn lazy to get into bed...

and...

-http://www.lazyboneuk.com/store/pro373.html
--because the wife just can't get what you want the way you want it

Can't believe I'm going to acknowledge I know about this (my hubby's friend sent it around a week ago): http://www.amazon.com/Northern-Tool-and-Equipment-17/dp/B000KRFLC0/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hi&qid=1197487664&sr=8-1
Anti Monkey Butt Powder from Amazon.com. For runners, waiters, etc.

These look fun too...
http://www.lazyboneuk.com/store/pro808.html

...don't know if you've ever mentioned this on your blog before, but The Stadium Pal is a really lovely gift.

http://www.stadiumpal.com/

For the erudite slacker: action figures from major works of art! The Jheronymus Bosch collection is particularly choice.

http://www.talariaenterprises.com/product_lists/parastone/bosch-garden-earthly-deli.html

From the NRA?

http://www.seasonshot.com/Home.cfm

Oh what the hell...

http://www.yo-god.com/default.htm

Stupid crap, literally: http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/

If you really want to show what a slacker you are at the holidays you can give a USED Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

USB Heated Gloves
http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.2820

There are other ones out there, but these are the cutest and cheapest I've seen.

KurtRoedeger - Thank you! I just spent $36 on bacon salt!

Jeffrey Lebowski "action" figure.

Nothing says "Birth of Christ; Prince of Peace" quite like red and green shotgun shell Christmas lights.

I just bought a "Yo, God" magnet, thanks for the tip.

"Merkin" - ha! I haven't heard that word in years. Nice.

Oh! And you can decorate your "hair down there" in festive holiday colors.

Walgreens has this bin of $9.99 PRE-WRAPPED gifts. Most of them seem geared towards men, nail clipper set, faux leatherman for the keychain, but the coffee cup hot plate warmer I got was a hit at the office.

Each gift is pre-wrapped and has a little to/from card and a bow that you sorta put together on the train or in the car... a cardboard sleeve tells you what you're buying.

if that's not for slackers for office white elephant parties, I'm not sure what is!

ok end.

I was in a local hardware store and saw the Bullet Shaped Nosehair Trimmer from www.riversedgeproducts.com
It's, surprisingly, a nosehair trimmer shaped like a large bullet.

http://www.shipoffools.com/kitschmas/index.html

tacky stuff - yay.

Also, this: https://www.thebeerbelly.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=200%2D007

When some one first mentioned the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, I thought they were kidding. Nope. It's real.
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hillary-Clinton-Nutcracker/2568425/product.html

I'm not sure if this other one is for slacker's, but I totally want one. Really, who wouldn't a bull shit detector?
http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Bullshit-Detector-Watch-Skaggs/dp/B000M3BQBW?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1195272696&sr=8-1

So I've got two suggestions:
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/12/11/vibrating-bluetooth.html - Vibrating bracelet for people who keep their phones buried in their purses (perhaps mildly useful)

and

https://www.citizen-citizen.com/defaultsecure.aspx?id=133&type=item - 24 carat gold in a pill "turns your innermost parts into chambers of wealth"