Annual Call of Slacker Guide Items
I'm working on my annual Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers and I'm looking for suggestions. So if you know of some stupid crap available for purchase on the intarweb, please mention it here or drop me an email. Thanks!
Posted on December 11, 2007 to Elsewhere
Bacon salt from www.baconsalt.com It's delicious.
Don't know how last minute this item is, but - seriously - diamond ring from Grandma takes on a whole new meaning when the rocks are Lifegems® (a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life.)
Oy, sorry - Bossy is too slacker-ish for suggestions.
Bacon salt.. bought that for my dad, lol.
This is awesome too: USB Desk Vacuum.. a retro vacuum for the crumbs.
And if you are such a slacker you don't want to decorate, Perpetual Kid has the USB Christmas Computer Kit.
Here are some gifts for those slackers...
--for those people too damn lazy to get into bed...
--because the wife just can't get what you want the way you want it
...don't know if you've ever mentioned this on your blog before, but The Stadium Pal is a really lovely gift.
If you really want to show what a slacker you are at the holidays you can give a USED Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
KurtRoedeger - Thank you! I just spent $36 on bacon salt!
Jeffrey Lebowski "action" figure.
I just bought a "Yo, God" magnet, thanks for the tip.
"Merkin" - ha! I haven't heard that word in years. Nice.
Walgreens has this bin of $9.99 PRE-WRAPPED gifts. Most of them seem geared towards men, nail clipper set, faux leatherman for the keychain, but the coffee cup hot plate warmer I got was a hit at the office.
Each gift is pre-wrapped and has a little to/from card and a bow that you sorta put together on the train or in the car... a cardboard sleeve tells you what you're buying.
if that's not for slackers for office white elephant parties, I'm not sure what is!
I was in a local hardware store and saw the Bullet Shaped Nosehair Trimmer from www.riversedgeproducts.com
It's, surprisingly, a nosehair trimmer shaped like a large bullet.