- You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Matthew Baldwin. Seriously, it gets me every time. I'm all "Why are you up so early?" 16:30 PM
- Have been smelling anise all morning. Someone remind me: does that indicate the presence of Satan or the onset of a stroke? 11:58 AM
- Bliss and Tell: Only Googling a neologism or joke AFTER you've used it because you suspect 75,000 people came up with it first. 11:37 AM
- Pint of No Return: The beer after which you will drink until drunk. For me it is number four. 10:21 AM
- Scott McClellan's new book, summarized: "I totally didn't know I was lying those 630,000 times." 09:16 AM
- "Pornography" comes from the root words "porn," which means "pornography," and "ography," which means nothing whatsoever. 09:01 AM
140 x 7 does not make up for a complete lack of otherwise posting. But they were funny so we'll forgive you.
Posted by: Mark on May 29, 2008 4:41 PM140 x 7 does not make up for a complete lack of otherwise posting. But they were funny so we'll forgive you.
Posted by: Mark on May 29, 2008 4:44 PMYou may or may not be interested to know that my Bloglines reader shows the following post, allegedly on this blog:
"Testing one two three
In Tweets
Could this possibly work?"
And yet the post does not exist on your actual blog. You're making my brain hurt just a little bit here.
I wish I would've known you were on Twitter earlier! There's always a shortage of quality Tweets these days.
Posted by: RT Murphy on May 30, 2008 5:44 AMRe: the Pint of No Return, I'm usually already drunk by four pints, never mind ready to drink until drunk.
Posted by: on May 30, 2008 6:11 AMmy Pint of No Return is usually my first..is that bad?
Posted by: jonb on May 30, 2008 12:11 PM16:30 PM, eh? Is that metric time?
Posted by: Pat J on May 30, 2008 1:10 PMAwww Pickles! Twitter has been blocked by my national service provider. Apparently, its content is "inconsistent with the religious, cultural, political and moral values of this country".
What kind of immoral, hate-mongering cult is this "twitter" and why can't I see tweets?
I was going to leave a comment saying how much I enjoy your "tweets", but there are already too many Mark's commenting on this post.
Posted by: Mark on May 31, 2008 11:05 AMIs it inappropriate to shout, "Show us your tweets!"?
Posted by: Not Mark on June 2, 2008 9:47 AMI can't believe someone else knows about Chickenfat!
Also embarrassing: I have been enjoying your blog for several months, and *Chicken fat* is the first thing that prompted me to comment.
Posted by: Emily on June 2, 2008 4:31 PM