- The older I get, the less certain I am that the events depicted in Blue Thunder actually took place. June 02, 04:07 PM
- Million dollar idea: contact lenses with tiny barbs on the inside to constantly scratch your eyes during allergy season. June 03, 08:12 AM 2008
- Oh god, I shouldn't have eaten that Speed Stick. June 03, 03:40 PM
- I wish my printer were a person so I could stab it to death with a grapefruit spoon. June 04, 10:47 AM
- Why I love Wikipedia: "When invigorated by spinach, Popeye can lift or press about 36 tons. [citation needed]" June 09, 08:19 AM
- I'm going to have to add "Read entire history of Green Lantern on Wikipedia" to my daily to-do list just so I have something to cross off tonight. June 09, 12:55 PM
- Dear NPR: I will give everyone on your staff a dollar if you stop saying "anti-war protesters." No one is protesting anti-war. June 10, 08:33 AM
- Whoa, shred WAY too much cheese for our dinner tonight. If you or someone you love needs shredded cheese, contact me IMMEDIATELY. June 10, 08:10 PM
- Rode bike to work to combat global warming; nature's thanks: a bee sting in the thigh. Fuck you, globe. June 11, 09:44 AM
- Hearing Third Eye Blind on your Pandora Sigur Rós Radio station is like finding a testicle at the bottom of a latte. June 12, 03:32 PM
Yeah, I'll take that cheese.
Posted by: daisy on June 24, 2008 10:37 PMHa! I had a similar encounter while trying to save the world from global warming: the bee got me in the neck! Guess the oil lobby is setting free trained insects to counter our "go green" efforts...
Posted by: Thorsten on June 24, 2008 11:46 PMHearing Third Eye Blind on your Pandora Sigur R�s Radio station is like finding a testicle at the bottom of a latte.
I periodically get a Hootie and the Blowfish song tossed into my Replacements radio station. I'm still trying to find the artistic link.
Posted by: Kathy on June 25, 2008 3:05 AMThe Popeye wiki entry is inspired, indeed.
Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' on June 25, 2008 6:25 AMAre you trying to ween us off of your blog and onto twitter?
Posted by: Rob on June 25, 2008 7:09 AMThere seems to be a typographical error in your eighth tweet: "too much cheese" is utter nonsense, of course.
Unless you are one of my stepkids.
Posted by: Diane on June 25, 2008 8:33 AMWhy do people insist on reposting their Tweets on their blogs? Don't they know this is driving their readers insane? OR IS THAT THE POINT?
Posted by: Meg on June 25, 2008 12:01 PMYeah. Very lazy. Especially considering that the Blue Thunder one weas a repeat from 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: Me on June 25, 2008 12:30 PMYou are the funniest man alive. Of course I don't live with you so the Queen may or may not disagree. But none the less, I am coming to steal you away. I heart you!
Posted by: Lorie on June 25, 2008 1:27 PMAnti-war is an adjective describing the protestors. The protestors are against the war. Hence, they are anti-war.
Posted by: Maria on June 25, 2008 5:09 PMAnti-war is an adjective describing the protestors. The protestors are against the war. Hence, they are anti-war.
Posted by: Maria on June 25, 2008 5:09 PMThe Third Eye Blind one made me double over in laughter.
Posted by: NZK on June 25, 2008 7:21 PMI can never have a latte again. Damn you, DY!
Posted by: Davey on June 25, 2008 7:41 PMI am also suffering from "why make a whole web post when twittering is nearly as satisfying with 1/8th the work" syndrome.
Posted by: Rob Cockerham on June 26, 2008 1:14 AMI once enjoyed pandora's pleasures daily at work. Then I got a bleak pop-up: Sorry, we no longer offer this service in Canada. What? I thought the virtual world was borderless, dude. But they always knew I was Canadian - they kept throwing Loverboy into my jazz station.
Posted by: lisa on June 26, 2008 10:41 AMOh my god! I had the exact same thing happen on Pandora last week! I love that site but sometimes they throw shit out of left-field at you. Get this: on my Clash station... Chaka Khan! True story...
Posted by: Alexander Billet on June 26, 2008 10:59 AMI love people when they join the vast mob performing small futile actions to stop an illusion. Carry on!
Posted by: vanderleun on June 28, 2008 1:49 PMHave you actually found a testicle in your latter?
Posted by: Eric Miltsch on June 29, 2008 2:22 PMI almost spit beer onto my monitor.
hilarious post!
It's so nice to find twitterers who go beyond the 'I'm eating a tuna sandwich' post. Did you just compile this blog post's list of tweets yourself, or do you have a plugin that compiles your favorites?
Great blog, by the way. Makes me chuckle!
Posted by: chaddq on June 30, 2008 11:24 AMI, for one, thank you for reposting your twitterings. I am stodgy and out-of-touch and have never looked at Twitter, and I would miss them if they weren't here. Or maybe I'd be forced to actually go to Twitter... but then what would I be cranky about?
Posted by: Sara on June 30, 2008 1:28 PMMoo: I read that as 'spit beer onto my mother.'
Posted by: Helen on July 2, 2008 5:45 AM