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The Bad Review Revue

College Road Trip: "Phi beta crappa." -- David Hiltbrand, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

Made of Honor: "Director Paul Weiland and the three (!) screenwriters it took to boil down thousands of bad movies into 101 minutes haven't provided this one with a single original thought; it should only entertain those still getting adjusted to the idea of talkies." -- Robert Wilonsky, VILLAGE VOICE

The Happening: "You feel like you're not watching the end of the world but the end of a career." -- Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBE

Speed Racer: "This toxic admixture of computer-generated frenzy and live-action torpor succeeds in being, almost simultaneously, genuinely painful -- the esthetic equivalent of needles in eyeballs -- and weirdly benumbing, like eye candy laced with lidocaine." -- Joe Morgenstern, WALL STREET JOURNAL

The Love Guru: "The most joy-draining 88 minutes I've ever spent outside a hospital waiting room. " -- Dana Stevens SLATE

What Happens in Vegas: "New York strangers meet and marry in Vegas and find their annulment delayed when he hits a $3 million jackpot on the slots using her quarter. If you don't see where this is going, you've never seen a movie. Sorry it had to be this one." -- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?: "Morgan Spurlock is a living, breathing cautionary tale. Take a good, long look, kids: This is what happens when society validates really annoying people." -- Jessica Reaves, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

Posted on June 30, 2008 to Bad Review Revue